Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog - NEW Hardcover Kid's Humor
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Rough Weather Ahead for Walter The Farting Dog . . . .
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Walter makes his third appearance in yet another unapologetically silly picture book, this one dedicated to "everyone who's ever felt misjudged or misunderstood." The story begins when animal gas expert Professor Kompressor pays a visit to Walter's family, equipped with a contraption that looks like a cross between a vacuum cleaner and an old phonograph: "I understand your dog has a farting disorder," he says. At first it seems as if the professor's prescription of powders and potions is working, but one day, young Billy and Betty see Walter floating like a helium balloon over the trees, so full of pent-up gas he has become airborne. Unable to release his gas, the unfortunate dog floats over hill and dale for days and days.
Brand NEW hardcover book, in excellent condition. Perfect for those also interested in the Grossology Series ( also listed in my eBay auctions and store ).
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INVENTORY SHORTAGE: From time to time I can't locate your item on the shelf due to an incorrect inventory count. Despite my attempts to manage an inventory that has about 5000 titles, occasionally I go to ship a book and cannot find it on the shelf. I hate this more than you do. If this happens, a full refund will be given. I am in the process of considering purchasing a barcode scanning and inventory management system to help eliminate these errors. When this happens, I generally offer the buyer a $3 credit towards their next purchase if made within 3 months of the original transaction.
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Special Notes for International Buyers:
I'm sorry but I no longer give shipping quotes for outside the United States. In spite of my warning that shipping typically runs 3 - 4 times the stated US cost, too many people ask and never reply back and I am frustrated with the waste of my time when no sale occurs. I am not to blame for the outrageous price of postage for international mailings. If you live outside the USA and still want to buy my items, look on the listing page in the pre-filled item specifics box and find the weight of the item, then go to the USPS website and follow the links to calculate international shipping from the USA to your destination country, add $3.00 handling charge for the packaging, inconvenience and paperwork and need to take the package into the post office and stand in line for an agent. If the item is listed as a Lot of books, see if you can find the weight of one of the items and then estimate the total. Don't forget to add some weight for the packaging. If you are a serious buyer, you will want to fill a USPS flat-rate priority mail box with as much as you can get in there since the price to ship is independent of the weight. I will help to pack things very well and maximize your shipping value. In case you use the metric system and not the English system of units, there are 16 ounces in one pound. You will need to enter the weight in pounds and ounces at the USPS web site. If you agree to abide by these rules, please e-mail me stating that you do agree and I'll be happy to remove the "block" for you. Remember, I will no longer answer questions from non-USA bidders requesting shipping cost. Please continue to read:
I cannot assume responsibility for ANY items sent outside of the USA. Because outside USA items are usually shipped by USPS International First Class, insurance is NOT available. Any package sent outside the USA that weighs more than 4 pounds can only be sent by priority international mail. DO NOT ask me to misrepresent the declared value on any items I ship or mark it as a “gift.” It will not be done. I do not misrepresent what I sell, and I will not misrepresent what I ship. Regarding outside the U.S.A. deliveries, there is no way to track or confirm delivery for a package shipped outside the USA by international first class mail. I ship ALL items paid for. By placing a bid, you agree to absolve me of any and all responsibility for non-delivered packages. If you agree to abide by these rules, please e-mail me stating that you do agree and I'll be happy to remove the "block" for you. Remember that I will no longer answer questions from non-USA bidders requesting shipping cost.
Washington State residents pay 8.9% sales tax.
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