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  • Service dog sniffs out peanuts for owner

    03/21/17 ,via Russellville Courier

    Scott said she gets love and adoration, a treat or (and he spelled this one out because the dog was in earshot) a tennis B-A-L-L. The family After pulling the couch apart, the family found the black liner to a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup stuffed

  • Animal Radio for March 18, 2017

    03/24/17 ,via Animal Radio

    Dog Using BrilliantPad BrilliantPad is the World's First self-cleaning indoor dog potty. It automatically replaces a soiled pad with a clean, fresh one. It also wraps and seals the waste to get rid of the entire odor, so your dog has a place to go

  • Rihanna's Niece Majesty Did Her Own Eyeliner — to Adorable Results

    03/24/17 ,via TeenVogue.com

    And you been had plans for that liquid liner,” Rihanna wrote alongside the shot, in which Majesty is staring at the camera with puppy dog eyes, as if they might distract us from the messy black liquid eyeliner that she applied to her brows, lids

  • 15 of our favourite Irish 'jokes'

    03/17/17 ,via Irish Mirror

    Gerry Connors walked his dog through the village every day. One day Mr Connors is on his walk without the dog. His pal Billy sees him and asks: "Where is your dog?" Mr Murphy answers: "I had to have him put down." "Was he mad," asks Billy. "He wasn't

  • 'Saturday Night Live' Recap: It's Time To Cut Alec Baldwin And His Dull Trump Impression Loose

    03/12/17 ,via Decider

    The sketch gets more incredulous as the dog's arguments skew toward the rational, and the sketch works both in its take on arguments from both sides of the aisle – when Johansson calls Trump a racist, the dog counters, “You never brought a black person










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